That witty geek

issue 22: Geez, I was just JAYKAYING

2007-12-16T19:54:00.000-08:00

issue 21: Myspace Blues

2007-12-10T16:48:00.000-08:00

Tada! A comic, with absoloutely no fill. I was supposed to get a colorist, but my comics (like always) are too small for her. So it makes coloring a chore. So, I've delayed and delayed, and I said to myself... "I might as well just post the damn comic with out any fill."

So print it out and color it if you want, but that'd make you weird.

News

2007-12-02T13:52:00.000-08:00

This site is still up.
I'm still going to make the comics
I just need some inspiration.

Issue 20: I dont even want THINK about cranberry sauce

2007-11-22T11:47:00.000-08:00

Happy thanksgiving!

Issue 19: I'd never be able to move/accelerate.

2007-11-20T18:59:00.001-08:00

First off, I apologize for my bland comics. My lack of backgrounds namely. As you can see, I had a pathetic attempt at making a background. But to no avail, so I decided to scrap the notion that I can do that. I can do boring backgrounds when I'm dead... Or when people demand them.

I also apologize for my lack of comics. I'm kind of half-assing them. Mass Effect, Super Mario Galaxy, and a MMO trial can do this to you.

Also, I'm not this mean and upfront to people in real life. I'm actually extremely passive. Its one of those things like "Me in the comic is my alter ego" If I actually made who I was, it would be a boring/depressing/whiny webcomic.

issue 18: Cream Corn

2007-11-13T13:40:00.001-08:00

Sorry for all of this sloppiness, I'm really tired right now, and all I want to do is sleep. But, comicteering is a labor of love.

The Lack of Updates... The sequel!

2007-11-12T14:59:00.000-08:00

Sorry for the lack of updates (yet again!)

Just know that I am steadfastly making comics again (JOY!) and they're be more on the way.

Issue 17: And you thought I was too young for an old tv reference!

2007-11-01T14:33:00.000-07:00

Please excuse my hideous scanning! But in good time I shall get my manga software back and with it, MY GROOVE!

issue 16: PMSing

2007-10-25T15:17:00.000-07:00

issue 15: whats the french word for "for fucks sake!"

2007-10-13T17:26:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the sloppiness

issue 14; WOOT DANCE CRAZE

2007-10-08T12:39:00.000-07:00

I drew this, then realized I didnt have a punchline. Then I redid all of the text, and it still isnt funny.. Oh well, ITS TIME FOR SOME MORE HALO 3!

issue 13# Finish the hype!

2007-10-02T05:41:00.000-07:00

omfg, Why is he pea green!?

Trying something new... Using nice colors for all of my characters instead of attempting real life colors. You know, thats just way too hard for mspaint to handle. So, with out further to do. A new comic

The lack of comics

2007-10-01T05:58:00.001-07:00

None of my programs are working the way I want them to, Hence, no comics.

Issue 11, Maps!

2007-09-10T18:45:00.001-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLIcY2QgLeA

its about me at jsa, I totally made myself look like a retard! But oh well, it made a comic... didnt it...?

Blah, new series

2007-09-10T05:39:00.000-07:00

Im going to make a new series of comics soon.

Completely based off of DnD, because I'm fun like that. I'll post up a new site when I have the time to, It'll continue were I left off (remember? With the dwarves?). I'm doing this because people thought it was hilarious, it also helps seperate different comic styles and have that appeal to its audience and have this comic appeal to my audience.

Mspaint blues

2007-09-09T13:44:00.001-07:00

My old manga program wasnt working. So I used Mspaint, And it didnt turn out too bad! I might continue using this, I like the colors. But the bubbles look like crap, and there isnt any layers...

Hiatus

2007-09-04T18:22:00.001-07:00

Im going on hiatus, it seems odd that'd I'd do this when I only did like, eleven comics. But, I need to think over somethings (and ideas) until I can make the best comic I can possibly make.

No comic today

2007-09-03T10:28:00.001-07:00

Its labor day.

Comics are laborous.

Deal with it.

Episode 10: blah

2007-09-01T22:11:00.001-07:00

Ugh, I'm tired and cranky. Anyway, Once upon a time I played the demo for everquest 2. Everything was fine, dandy, and great until I found out that I can only be a fairy. But I could fly! WOOSH! Anyway, Ryan doesnt play everquest but this is what would probably happen.

Also, its hard chronichle my life. My life is boring and also, I dont know what I'm allowed to write about. So, just comment on this comic to say "Your allowed to write about me!" Yadda Yadda Yadda. And I'm letting out the punches, so be warned.

Also, click this posts (ATOM) thingy so you can get updated on when I publish another comic.

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episode 9: Lets learn the sentence "Big dissapointment!'

2007-08-29T18:06:00.000-07:00

You guys should totally subscribe to this site, Its right under this post.

Episode8: Finally Big font!

2007-08-29T13:14:00.000-07:00

Bleh, I dont like this comic so much.... The bubble in panel two is transparent, but I dont feel like changing it... Also, YOU CAN ACTUALLY READ THIS COMIC! Even though this isnt the funniest one though... I hope you understand the joke.

TESTING TESTING 1 2 3

2007-08-27T14:18:00.000-07:00

now... click it!

Episode 7: Squid Pirates

2007-08-27T12:46:00.001-07:00

Today we had to draw "contours" in art class. For the un-initiated contours are pictures drawn with only one line.We had to draw our hands with contours though. This made me realize how ungroomed my fingernails were, but also how crooked my hands were. Anyway my new friend Maria and I joked around. So this conversation actually happened. I should've made a damn tentacle... That art bitch deserves it

Episode 6: Morpho girl

2007-08-25T20:53:00.000-07:00

Its weird like that. Although I dont get any viewers or readers for my comic, its fullfilling. It gives me something to do, Like. I dont know. A hobby or something. Its just like, I have a goal in life. And it feels great. I didnt really show this in this comic, but I had to make it funny SOME HOW.

Lack of comics

2007-08-25T14:12:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the recent lack of comics, I've been so busy lately! But, next comic wont be a DnD comic! It'll be more of a "This is me, this is my life" sort of comic now instead of a "Omigosh its another video game comic"

Episode 5: You cant re-roll for brains

2007-08-23T18:13:00.000-07:00

I know it looks small, but just click on the comic and you'll get a bigger (and readable) version. I hope you enjoy.

New comic in the close future

2007-08-22T15:05:00.000-07:00

Sorry about not having a comic out today. Bioshock came out yesterday and I've been playing it like a fiend. Then tommorow is the first day of school, and things might.... No, will get hetic. So please forgive my un-scheduleness. For I am busy.

Not a comic!

2007-08-21T14:13:00.001-07:00

A moment of silence for the gnome and the half-orc. Who are rumored to be cut from DnD 4.0

Episode 4: Size recalculated

2007-08-20T16:45:00.000-07:00

2007-08-18T18:37:00.001-07:00

Issue 1 and 2

2007-08-18T18:12:00.000-07:00